You know when they were trying to find a common language, the first thing they decided on were cuss words. ‘Cause everyone stubs their toe.
Going Hard With Margo
Sometimes a girl is just in the mood for her boobs to hang out or something. I can sympathize, it happens.
Dorm Life.
College is an interesting time, right? I guess I could write about all the major changes in my life and blah blah blah. I think I’d rather write about the words of the people I meet and their drunken escapades. I think I mainly want to write about Margo. A genuine girl that I find to be hilarious. Here I will chronicle my adventures with her, my roommate, and whatever other souls cross our paths.
I’m going to be like one of those moms that hire a nanny and never see their kids.
